Saturday, February 02, 2008

I'm in ur oshuns, eating teh internets

The Indian internet has been severely hit by the as yet unexplained malfunctions of three submarine telecommunication cables off the coasts of Egypt and Dubai. Now on cabble being damaged is unfortunate, but, meh, stuff happens. Two cables getting damaged is a coincidence, but three? At the same time? That's a conspiracy surely? What are the odds of three cables going offline in the same month? I have heard it being blamed on ship's anchors, and certainly it makes more sense to put incompetence ahead of intrigue when looking for the answers to life's mysteries. I think, if another cable gets knackered, we're looking at vandalism on an oceanic scale. Either that, or Spongebob Squarepants has got a lot of 'splainin' to do.


cheeky minx said...

Have you been hitting the cooking sherry again? Your usually impeccable english language seems to have gone completely to pot with strange spelling mistakes and odd sentences. What has Spongebob got to do with anything I thought he was a kiddy cartoon. Oh one of your heroes then!

cheeky minx said...

Does nobody else ever comment on your weird and wacky blogs?