What makes a real ophthalmic nurse?
- You automatically remember to spell ophthalmology with an 'h' after the 'p' and an 'l' before the 'm'.
- You can hold eyelids open with your ring finger while your thumb and forefinger are squeezing a drop bottle.
- Your 'yuck' reflex evaporated ten minutes after starting work in an eye ward.
- You loathe and detest iridologists.
- You're not too fond of people offering laser corrective surgery either.